Today, I gave my wife of four years a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admire it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in my office. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
Today, my wife figured out I gave her a dollar store ring for our anniversary. FML
Today, for our 2-year anniversary, I bought my girlfriend a beautiful $400 necklace. She bought me a pink $5 shirt of Elton John riding a piano through space. FML
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Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
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DaveMcRae 0
No offense, but your wife is an ignorant bitch.
boatkicker 5
aww. I'm sorry. that sucks. What does too "Italian" mean? whats wrong with italian looking things?
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Comments (199)
zombie_pie 0
You obviously should have given her your dick in a box.
aback 5
Oh, hey-! Next time she says something you give her/do for her is "too Italian", tell her "Yeah, well so's your moustache." If she's going to be a bitch, might as well give her a reason.
xHaniffax 0
OMG that is thee most romantic thing EVER you can always give it to me :) god your wife is a stupid bitch!
mehwhateverr 0
What....the ****? Too Italian-looking? What kind of an idiot is she? FYL, OP. First for living with a moron and second for wasting that money. That gift sounds really sweet.
dummydory 4
That so sweet of you
fuzluv95 0
wow, really? "too italian-looking"? that bitch is lucky to have you in her life--and that is SO romantic! she doesn't deserve to be with you
themixedt4pe 0
OP you sound like a great guy. I'm sorry you picked out a present that your wife didn't like... I know if someone had bought me a gold dipped red rose I would have absolutely melted. Of course I have a sweet spot for roses... but know you weren't completely crazy for buying it, because it was a sweet gift that I'm sure lots of women would have appreciated it more than your wife did. Maybe you should try selling it on eBay. xD
spawn_of_satan 0
what a bitch i'd attempt to sell it
x0_blonde 0
wow. i dont know what to say about your wife, but i'm really sorry about that. i know that i would like have a heart attack if someone gave me that. as for you? you are seriously romantic and that is like one of the sweetest things i've ever heard. and what's wrong with itialian?!
bongoboy 0
some people are just stuck up and ungreatful :|