Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
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Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
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Comments (107)
Piejamas 0
#55 call her cell? is she in jail?
Tubasaurus 0
Next time, go for a girl with an IQ above 80.
BioProject 0
#63, please christ tell me you're joking?!
skyhawk5247 0
maybe she was like in her living room or w/e and she had a home theater system set up and was watchin a movie? cuz i was @ a friends house once and we were watchin a movie w/ some other people and it felt like a movie theater haha
BlackScorpionAng 0
She said that because she only dates manly men and not *******.. she knows you're a pussy because you use words like crush. Call her brother, the gay one...he'll date you.
BioProject 0
Someones on the rags...
BlackScorpionAng 0
Thanks for telling me honey, I love knowing when random strangers are on the rag. Hope you don't cramp up too bad, but if you do... oxycontin and Jack Daniels should fix you right up.
FMLreactor 0
Maybe her house has a theater room?
JukeboxBunny 0
Is she the sister of the girl who did the "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." thing?
jasonkoor 0
She might have diverted her call!
alexman6364 0
who says diverted the call. it's call forwarding moron.
nothingpersonal0_fml 0
Awww :[ that's never happened to me but it would suck if it did... And the home phone thing my mom did that with her phone.... Now she gets all the spam calls.... Hehehe... Mischeif >:]