Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
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Top comments
Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
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Comments (107)
jeezus2010 0
I've had soemthing like this happen... except the girl called me. Turns out she was already at my house. My blinds were open and I was standing in the living room.
sandbox2008 0
She might be cute, but at least now you know she's stupid. Who wants to date a dumb girl?
Andyangels27 0
maybe it was cordless
kisses_4_moi 0
lol when my friend called me once, i was like: im in romania. she called my home phone. xD
Asian2pt0 0
I didn't read all the comments so someone may have mentioned it but she could have had call forwarding.
VectorRaptor 0
Yes, several people mentioned the possibility of call forwarding. Or, since this isn't 1973, maybe she has Google Voice, a more modern analog.
invisiblerabbit 0
there is a marvel of technology called call forwarding you moron. **** u for being technologically challenged!
kangaroo62 2
ydi for asking her out through the phone
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's also possible you really did call her cell. Mistakes happen when phone numbers are given. However, even if you did, her curt answer screams "Not interested." Unless she returned your call later, move on. And if you're feeling miffed, tell her what she did and let her feel embarrassed at her own stupidity.
Ray_of_midnight 23
If she's gonna lie to you like that she's not worth your time.