Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
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Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
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Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
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Comments (107)
goodguysdoll 0
She had call forwarding. I'm surprised how many people here don't know about this. Many people's home numbers get routed to their cell phones. And she wouldn't have said "I'm in a movie theater" if she weren't, because you called her home number and she knew that. It's all very simple. She didn't reject you in the weird way you thought. That should give you some consolation.
LilaBear 2
Might be a stupid question, but are you *sure* it was her home phone number? Where I live, landline numbers are 8 digits long and mobile (cell) numbers are 10 digits long, and I had someone SMS my landline honestly thinking it was my home number. Stupid yeah but mistakes are mistakes. Or she could have had call forwarding.
TriNiBaByDoLL 0
she could be telling the truth...ever hear of call forwarding?? sucks though!
judy89 0
well, if she's that much of a dumb ass, maybe you're better off...
SwickedJimmay 0
**** her!
Norja 33
You dodged a bullet, she's clearly retarded
dahockeymasta12 0
84, cordless home phones only go a couple hundred feet b4 they stop receiving a signal from the base station's short-range transmitter. ur just as stupid as her unless she had call forwarding or something like google voice
FMLLOLL 0
lol thats funny ...but wat a bitch
fmlurlife 0
here home is the movie theatre. haha. i am so funny
TLUL 0
Call forwarding or prank voicemail message. Either that, or she's a dumbass and you're better off without her.