Today, I gathered the courage to ask my crush on a date. As I called her, she quickly answered and said "Can't talk right now, I'm in a movie theater." and then hung up. I'd called her home phone. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML
Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, I worked up the courage to ask my crush out for coffee after work. She agreed and I confidently said, "Alright, it's a date!" She replied, "Haha, a date with you? I'm just going for the free coffee!" FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Today, I saw my crush standing at the bus stop. I did the "I'm talking to someone on the phone thing," trying to be cool. Halfway through the conversation my phone actually rang, I quickly answered but it was my mom on loudspeaker yelling, "Did you bring your tampons?" FML
Today, I called this girl I've had a crush on for 2 years to confess my love to her. However, as she picked up the phone, I got so nervous that I froze and couldn't say a word. I was standing there, breathing heavily for 20 seconds. She got so freaked out that she threatened to call the police. FML
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Armin_fml 0
You're into really into intelligent girls it seems? :)
jonnymohio 2
You CAN forward your home number to your cell number while you're out. Maybe she was telling the truth. Give her one more chance, if she brushes you off again, then forget it. She's just not into you. Move on.
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Comments (107)
tixarah 0
Hasn't anyone heard of call forwarding?? I forward my house phone to my cell all the time when I'm out.
plexico 4
Yeah, don't accuse your "crush" of lying just because she knows how to use technology that is beyond your pea-brain comprehension. What she didn't tell you is that she couldn't talk because her mouth was full of some other dude's **** at the theater. Cheers!
kayren 0
it's called a home theatre.
lrb081 0
Wait a minute, why is it not possible for this to be true? I have my house phone number forwarded to my cell phone, as do several people I know.
Osprey 0
HA HAAAAA
Eltsc 0
Even my grandmother knows how to use call forwarding. You fail @ phones.
Dakota_Clark 0
It's possible that the call still went to her cell phone; if you have AT&T service for your home and cell phone, there's an option to have a call to your home be forwarded to your cell after a certain number of rings not answered. =)
happy_me 0
YDI for misusing a comma, and not using a semi-colon! SEMI-COLONS RULE; DEAL WITH IT!!!!!
skybeau 0
Look who's talking. I notice you misused a comma, too. Also, I guess you weren't aware the number of exclamation marks an individual uses is inversely related to their sanity. SO THERE!!!!!
maddibrahh 0
So what if she rejected you. You now know that she's not interested and you can get over it. Plenty of fish in the sea man.
_pk_ 0
If she didn't redirect her calls to the cellphone, then she's an epic moron. The funny thing is that you're feeling bad for being rejected, but the actual idiot who should be writing the FML for being so stupid is her. Why would you want to date an airhead anyways?
Hockeylover87_71 0
ydi for having a crush on a moron.... but still, fyl