Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Top comments
GENNNA_ 0
WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.
JoJoTheMo 0
Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...
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Comments (117)
Starchild21 3
lol just like that one video. u spin me right round baby right round look up meat spin! lol
LukeDog 0
ur an ass OP u copied Bruno!
Entity4Infinity 0
i think its coincidental that its after the movie he didnt say well today i saw bruno and later today i saw a repeat on the laptop now did they?
Whatevers_clever 0
..Ew, I would DIE!
toosoonbreh 0
And yet your name is daddysboy...
IGoRawrrx3 0
O_O..
xxXChiiXxx 2
ಠ_ಠ
cbullock 0
OMFG GROOOOOSSSS
spillproof 0
Waving with your feet is fun! Sorry you don't like feet. ;)
ZzombiesoxX 0
Ha. Gotta love mom and dad xP
Intoxicunt 6
Put a sticker on the outside of your laptop. There ya go.
Madarc 0
Agreed. I had the same laptop as my sister and dad for a while and we would get mixed up all the time if we didn't have defining stickers on them.