Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML
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Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Top comments
GENNNA_ 0
WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.
JoJoTheMo 0
Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...
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Comments (117)
flyingpan8 0
so, now you can go and compare your dick with your dad.. it would be 50% less awkward since now one of you has seen the other one.
spectre1992 0
He was waving with his feet?
AAAAHHHH12 2
No...he was waving his penis. Durr. It wouldn't be on FML if he was waving his feet. Think a little harder next time.
sublime93 0
Number 24 was being sarcastic, dumbass
jeff0892 0
kind of hard to detect sarcasm on the internet.
Endless 0
its stupid and annoying how everyone says o so he was using his feet? it not funny just lame
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
If he wasn't using his hands then what was he using? Forge FMLs that actually make since next time dumbass!
Violet_Illuser 0
I have to say, the "epicFAIL" in your name is appropriate.... Seriously... Just think about it for a second or two. What appendage can a man wave that would leave a child mortified? You're a man according to your profile. THINK.
drummer_dude 0
Also learn some grammar.
summer99 0
i know right.."since" doesn't equal "sense"
Bumlove89 0
Chill people. It's just the internet. Stop being a grammar police.
thingymajig 0
ugh, that would scar me for life
grneyedbandit94 0
I dont get this at all...
bball55 0
i bet u paused to see if ur dads was proportional to the rest of his body!!!!!!!!!! YDI for not knowing the differnece btw laptops
widad_xoxo 0
yeah I agree with #1 that is disturbing. oh my gosh soo gross.
Violet_Illuser 0
I'm not sure whether or not to laugh or cry at how many people here aren't getting it, even with the other comments practically spelling it out... Then again, maybe those people just haven't seen one before. Let's spell it all together now! P-E-N-I-S! Penis!
nebjamin69 0
lmao
bennyboyh 1
Um people are joking... It is a J-O-K-E! Joke, if you couldn't spell it out.
simcraft 0
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oh_mi_shizzle 0
lmao!! xD i'm truly sorry for u OP... if that wouldve happened to me I would be scarred for life... I can imagine how awkward it was next time you saw your parents... sucks monkey balls...