Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Top comments
GENNNA_ 0
WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.
JoJoTheMo 0
Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...
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Comments (117)
how_and_why 0
not daddys boy anymore are you... or ARE you? =x
Shenaniganss 0
Bet you're no longer a daddy's boy now, huh? FYL.
baby_1 0
ew.
allmidnighteyes 11
you spin me right round, baby right round....
SaintJimmy 0
Hahaha! When I was in 4th grade a sixth grader hijacked the browser on a computer my teacher was going to give a lesson using BrainPop on. He spun my whole class, but then got expelled.
drummer_dude 0
You sir, just made my day.
alliemi 0
sdf
alikcat 4
Ew your pic made me cry
crystal122208 0
hahaha that sucks
NoNameAtAll_fml 1
he was using his feet?
KumoFF7 3
YDI for not flushing.
saa994 0
good one.
Neferria 0
Was someone else in the video using their hands and waving for him?
Snws 0
YDI for assuming... I have learned this lesson many times over but it doesn't hurt to give a reminder Assume= Makes an "ass" out of yo"u" and "me"
Trooth 13
That is so cool. But haha to the fml
brianna1494 27
They have the same laptop. What else were they supposed to do? Just stare until the mom comes and picks which one is hers?