Today, I found what I assumed was my laptop, though my mother has the same one. As I opened it, I was greeted by a video of my father waving. He wasn't using his hands. FML
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Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, my father sent me a video via Whatsapp. In it, he was cheating on my mother. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom and dad. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, within 20 minutes of waking up, my dad gave me a pained look and said: "Uhh, turns out your laptop isn't waterproof." FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, I got a laptop for my birthday. I was thrilled until I realized that my mom had given away my old one without asking. 6 years of games, music, and pictures down the drain. FML
Today, my dad asked me to help him buy a laptop by searching online. He explicitly said, "When you have time." I decided to shower as I had just woken up. While showering, I was startled by loud banging and my dad angrily asking why I wasn't looking for his laptop. FML
Today, I set up a spy cam in my room to find out which one of my pervy brothers has been using my computer to watch porn. Turns out it was actually my father. I now have a video of him sitting in my chair masturbating, and I can't get it out of my head. FML
Today, my dad had gotten a new cell phone. So I started to mess around with the cool features on his phone and stumbled upon some pictures he had taken. Next thing I know I'm looking at my mom going down on my dad. FML
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Top comments
GENNNA_ 0
WOW, THAT IS DISTURBING.
JoJoTheMo 0
Same thing happened when I looked at my moms iPhone...
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Comments (117)
wolfishinsanity 0
I almost feel bad for laughing at this one. FYL, seriously.
skiBOAT 0
I very much admire the wording of this anecdote.
dramakat11 0
LOL!!! Yeah, FYL. That had to be vomit-inducing. My bf thinks it's hilarious to spin his around really fast. He calls it the "meat spin." It really is very funny looking.
marz88 0
Sadly your bf isn't being original on that part haha. Dare I refer you to meatspin.com? Nah I would rather not.
drummer_dude 0
Too late methinks :P
Qup 0
YDI for being an uptight ass. they have a playful lovelife and you're too immature to handle it.
kewlcat 0
its his FATHER. not something you'd want to see
azure8787 0
seriously, I'm with 40. so many assholes on this site give people shit about not wanting to hear their parents **** or see their dad's dick. There's a big difference between being immature and not wanting your dad's dick wagging around in your face. Go die.
IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
39 - please use that brain of yours.
glassisass 0
the people who say the op deserve this should die. why would anyone want to see there dads dick. its a cruel thing...
Music_rocks 7
Eww:| My laptop goes straight into a locked mode when I close up the screen but I take it some laptop's arn't like that. I'm guessing conversation is pretty awkward for you to make with your parent's at the moment, on the bright side at least you know your parent's are getting on well :)
Lexy_rocks666 0
that sucks. I bet ur scared for life now
yowzerz 5
be glad they still have such a great relationship!
NobodyUKnow 0
Why do you people say ew!, vomit enducing, that's gross. PEOPLE ****! When I'm 50, I'll still be *******! Sometimes kids accidentally stumble upon these things when they're going through their parents stuff. Get over it It's not that big of a deal Be glad you didn't see a video of your dad getting ****** in the ass by a man or a video of your dad banging his secretary. Now that's something that would be ****** up.
0connor01 0
You're a freak then. Seriously, who wouldn't be scarred for life that they have seen their parents and grandparents naked That's disgusting.
MadeOfAwesome 1
I'm finding it hilarious how many people aren't getting it x)