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By DravensMommy - / Thursday 6 August 2009 19:22 / United States
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  humorizer  |  14

19 made me laugh and I'm a texan. Also, I hate 'howdy' and 'yall'. Stupid texans with their made up words (I'm originally from NY). Also, stupid new yorkers with their "furgeddaboudit" and "youse guys". Morons.

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  XBCX96  |  4

omg @44, i was just about to say that if they ask how you got the black eye, just tell them that the first rule is not to talk about it, and the second rule is to Not talk about it

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  partialsun365  |  0

haha noooo. don't do that. make up a story about how you chased down a mugger that stole a little old lady's purse but they fought back. they would be impressed by your heroic efforts(:

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  Blue_Coconuts  |  7

Those don't always work. I know a lot of guys that take them, including myself, and most of us still move around/talk while we dream. There's times where I have been dreaming, and dreamed that something was wrong in the "real world" and tried to wake myself up via talking/moving, but have been "trapped" in my body so to speak. It's really weird, but I moved around and have spoken before, which some of my buddies found amusing. I know that one of my buddies has hit his wife in his sleep before too, even on pills. Also if most of us are woken up for something, we have to be shaken gently by the leg or we'll freak out.

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  Anteezy  |  7

Lol yeah I move around, talk, hit and kick too in my sleep. And that feeling of being trapped while asleep I have that exact same thing :p You know you are asleep and you try to force yourself to wake up because you think somethings wrong I often just try to hit myself or wake myself up with talking. It's a weird feeling.

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  ananamoose  |  0

Looks like the only person you will be pwning is yourself, cuz your an old man that has three cats named, steve, morphius, and tickles, good luck in your life, it will be difficult cuz your a douche but ill be rooting for you (for everyone else: who names there cats those three names, that doesn't even make sense, this guy really is a douche, i kind of feel bad for him, just say something nice to him so he can get his self esteem up, wouldn't want him depressed ya know, say something like ill be rooting for you or go get 'em, something inspirational ya know? just prob dont say get er done cuz he'll just get depressed that he will never get 'er done, because of those three ridiculously named cats. Alright time to help a brotha out be a good samaritan today)

By  dramakat11  |  0

Up front, tell the truth about what happened to your eye and pray for the best. Exude confidence and try to laugh it off and shift the focus swiftly to your qualifications. I wouldn't immediately disqualify someone for that, although it is slightly suspicious and they might think you're lying.

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