By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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kidcanni 4

Remember that line when your jackin off friday night instead of gettin laid

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calaribinix 5

Anyone else think "hit me" then guitar chords? I know i did

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Arxikist 3

And this is why if Winston Churchill came back he would be ashamed at what England has become..

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poseidon1 3

What the **** is wrong with you, where are your brains in your ass?

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gunman15 4

Well only one true word defines you at that moment IDIOT

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fenixtorador1 11

OP definitely must be a Marine to be able to say this to a girl..

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CassieStrawbs 7

That's a stupid ******* song. You deserved that.

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B3llik 2

HAHAHAHAH, i am gonna use that One! Thank you Sir!!

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Fletchdads 9

You sound more like kid cudi. You got 99 problems and they all bitches.

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