Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your minge?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing a game where you ask sexual questions and you have to give an honest answer. At one point, I asked my boyfriend what his favorite position is, to which he quickly answered with no hesitation, "Any one where I don't have to see your face or body." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Today, I shaved my vagina for the first time ever. Had sex with my husband and then asked if he liked that. He said, "You've done that before, though". I haven't. We've been married 15 years. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, while talking to my boyfriend, I noticed he looked uncomfortable. When I asked what was wrong, he asked when the last time I shaved was. I answered, "I shaved my legs this morning." He shook his head and said, "No, I meant your face." FML
Today, I went on a first date. Everything was going well until he asked me, "So, what's the biggest thing you've stuck up your vag?" FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML
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shortasiangirl 18
Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!
Susan Yee 9
Send a picture of a word of yes or no. Duh.
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Comments (14)
shortasiangirl 18
Did he say it had to be a picture of you? Respond with a photo of a untrimmed hedge!
Helen Barrett 4
Send him a screenshot of a webpage explaining what a ****** is and he'll hopefully understand that you can't shave one! Or just dump the idiot. If he doesn't know what a ****** is do you really want him near yours?
Jackey 29
Did you ask him if he shaved his? Because he sounds like a real twat.
Susan Yee 9
Send a picture of a word of yes or no. Duh.
juggalo2 21
And you sent him a picture of a Maine Coon kitten. It would be adorable! What's the problem?
pieter82 17
Still utterly flabbergasted how some 'relations' seem to be. How long are you together? He hasn't ever seen you naked?
bl3ur0z3 17
He probably has, but he still wanted the picture.
tounces7 27
If he's already seen her naked then I doubt a picture would be that big of a deal.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I think he wants to see your pussy.
Matthew Irmen 11
You’ve got to be creative. Maybe a picture of a hairy cat or one of the hairless varieties could fill the bill. Make it fun not literal
DaDezza244 31
This is an old FML post...
mfranks19891989 10
He should know the answer to that already. Unless you haven’t had sex.