By Artic - 12/04/2011 04:00 - United States

Spicy
Today, I found that the love of my life is 3.5 inches, fully erect. My cell phone is bigger than that. FML
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Alliria 3

Am I the only person that feels worse for the guy then the OP?

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bgo7 0

if its true love than it shouldnt matter if his erection ia 3.5 or 10 in!! haha

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thealmityking 4

you have my pity

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BonJovi821 3

It's shallow bitches like you that are to blame for this whole penis size argument. I don't think you would like it if he came on complaining about you if you had small boobs.

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Scotticus117 11

wow and I thought I was small cuz I'm like 5.5. (apparently slightly below average). but 3.5. is he Asian? lol. didn't even know that was possible

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kierikatastrophe 0

haha time to get the toys out

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forza_italia88 2

look i feel sorry for you but its not that bad. the g-spot is actually only about 2 inches deep inside the ****** so if he can reach that then sex can still be good for you! at least hes not so big that hes going to rip you to shreds with it

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Skatejock21 0

and your point is?? despite the fact that I'm bigger then that... leave him alone, everyone was created differently, he probably can easily find something to criticize about you, and he most likely already tells himself your flaw in his head. This isn't an FML, since it was your choice to be with him, live with it, and don't be picky.

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jenna5960 7

To be honest some of the best sex I ever had was with a guy who wasn't "gifted" If you love him you can make it work for you. Good luck!

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nitewlf12 10

Hey, your cell phone also vibrates. Dump the guy and go to town!

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