Today, I found out why we've had to replace 3 washing machines this year. My sister thinks that "huge capacity" means "load the washing machine until no more clothes will fit." It blows the motor every time. She's 31. FML
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Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Wow! She's a special kind of stupid isn't she? Make her read the instruction manual next time. Jesus.
Pstraka6 20
So does she fill her mug with coffee till it's overflowing? She's 31, it's time to grow up. Make her pay for it. She will understand real quick what the problem was
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Comments (109)
graceinsheepwear 34
When I read "replace washing machines" and "my sister," I was sure this was going to be about a female straddling or sitting on the washer for kicks. Kinda disappointed. The comments would have been much more fun.
crazyclown00 17
Make her pay for it.
Kilamo 25
I told her simple ass that. You can't tell a smart idiot anything. She said its "huge capacity" I know what I'm doing. She bought a new one, I'm waiting to see what happens to this one.
ohSNAPyall 27
Couldn't you replace the motor? Call an appliance repair service.
wanderingshopper 13
I would say she needs to learn the special art of trudging her clothes back and forth to the laundry-mat until she can buy her own washer.
ScarletBloom 14
I'm not in the right position to judge. Because I don't do house chores.
Wakachulak 22
Am I the only one thinking the sister was not really overloading it for washing purposes?
Helliving 5
That sucks but to be honest this one made me laugh.
TheCaramelKing 11
Drop her off in a bad part of town and make her tell people she's huge capacity, see if she blows every time.
VVerevvolf 3
What kind of cheap washing machines do you buy? I always fill mine up until no more clothes fit in (without using force, obviously). And lo and behold, it's not breaking down.
TheCaramelKing 11
Then you're doing it wrong.