Today, I found out why we've had to replace 3 washing machines this year. My sister thinks that "huge capacity" means "load the washing machine until no more clothes will fit." It blows the motor every time. She's 31. FML
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Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
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Top comments
olpally 33
Wow! She's a special kind of stupid isn't she? Make her read the instruction manual next time. Jesus.
Pstraka6 20
So does she fill her mug with coffee till it's overflowing? She's 31, it's time to grow up. Make her pay for it. She will understand real quick what the problem was
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Comments (109)
yoyoyowhatup 11
Why do you use the same washing machine if she's 31 years old?
ohSNAPyall 27
Mayhaps they live together.
Korra_fml 23
my dad's 49 and does the same thing... he'll pack the washing machine so tight that when it's time to go put it in the dryer, the stuff in the middle is still bone-dry cuz the water couldnt get to it... i'm thoroughly amazed it's lasted for the 11 years we've had it
buttcramp 21
ohhh man lol let her know! you'll teach her something and hopefully she'll pay you back
lukewhit 4
sounds like she was one of those kids who had a nanny do her laundry as a kid
buddy51 23
OP, your sister sounds like she's low suds and limited capacity. Not the brightest bright in the spectrum, is she? Hope you can rinse some sense into her muddy mind! Give her the extended spin cycle and rinse her idiocy throughly. Don't forget to use some brain bleach, she needs it!
vintaqe 28
I laughed more than I should have.
FlyingPie 17
Yes, washing machines get wet when you put a big load inside them.
lifeofpie25 16
you should have made her pay
annie_nk 23
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought "giggity" when I read this.
Elovena 9
I'm going to sleep.
onenllhz 13
Sad to say my brother did the same thing the other day, such a pain FYL