Today, I found out why we've had to replace 3 washing machines this year. My sister thinks that "huge capacity" means "load the washing machine until no more clothes will fit." It blows the motor every time. She's 31. FML
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Today, after spending $300 replacing a dryer and getting the vents cleaned out when our tenants complained their clothes weren't getting dry, my husband and I realized that it was actually the washing machine that was broken. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, I learned that my mother counts my jeans as two pairs when she counts how many she's putting in for a load of wash. I've gotten that fat. FML
Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
Today, I noticed that my clothes had shrunk. My mother seemed to be having trouble with the new washer and dryer so I tried to show her exactly how they work. After my explanation she said, "I know how they work. I shrank your clothes to give you some incentive to lose all that belly you got." FML
Today, I got a new washer and dryer set. It's sad when all you have to do at night is make popcorn and watch the clothes washing. I even invited friends over. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Today, my dryer was finally repaired after not working for over a month. I did one load of laundry and my washer stopped working. Another day, another $400+ repair bill. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
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Top comments
olpally 32
Wow! She's a special kind of stupid isn't she? Make her read the instruction manual next time. Jesus.
Pstraka6 20
So does she fill her mug with coffee till it's overflowing? She's 31, it's time to grow up. Make her pay for it. She will understand real quick what the problem was
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kee_breezy32 34
as long as OP keeps replacing the washing machine. his sister is going to continue to overload the washer. but when she has to pay with it out of pocket then she'll realize that a washing machine is not cheap.
roopstetter 7
I hope she pays y'all back. She is really a smart cookie.
justmeCee 16
Obviously it is about time you have a talk with your sister, OP, about respecting other people's property. Show her how to use the washing machine if you decide to let her use this new one. For those that don't know, you turn on the water, then put in the soap...agitate the water so the soap mixes up, then put your clothes in. Explain to her she can't fill it up all the way because she keeps breaking your machines, if she keeps doing it, then she can screw off and go do her laundry somewhere else. Also inform her clothes don't clean properly when you cram the machine, so she's been wearing dirty clothes this whole time. It's assumed that everyone knows how to was their clothes, but ya'll would be surprised in how many adults can't do anything for themselves because they were too babied as children. I hope you make her pay to replace it, OP. FYL
justmeCee 16
*wash
worldclassrager 39
Monitor her loading...
jecka 9
Omg im sorry but your sister is dumb...
NoFlippinWai 24
My 30 year old husband thinks the same thing and mutters insults at me when I make 6 realistic sized loads out of his 3 massive ones.
Sheh_fml 25
Then let him do his own laundry, and pay for the new machine. Those who are to immature to learn in theory has to **** up in life.
WhiteCrimson 23
Thats some special ability she has conjured there my friend.....
TheyCallMeDamien 17
I saw that this weekend at the laundromat.
kalbrek009 20
Wow....I agree w/making her start paying to replace said machines...maybe she'll stop acting like a 14yr old spoiled child who's cell phone gets replaced every 2 months because of carelessness.
Cely988 29
I guess she lives by the quote "ain't nobody got time for that"