Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate came home and instantly began raging, cursing, and threatening to kill me. While I was cowering in my bedroom, the police had to settle the situation. All I'd done was rearrange some furniture. FML
Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my roommate's girlfriend's best friend. A few hours later, they had me evicted. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML
Today, I woke up to my new roommate staring at me, just a few inches from my face. She then told me how easy I would be to kill in my sleep. Then she stood up, naked from head to toe. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, my new roommate, who seemed to get along with me just fine up until now, has requested to switch to a different room. Apparently, I was making racist comments in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out when my new roommate said she was self-employed, she really meant unemployed. She insists that I let her stay for free or she will file a sexual assault case against me. Rent is due on the 10th. FML
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Top comments
06dopey 8
assigned to an assassin. nice
jennawill10 10
Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/
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Comments (120)
beatlegirl27 20
Ask to be switched!
FireFlie07 20
Request a room change. And you might want to get some type of restraining order
SwtCherryPie 26
Wasn't there a post nearly identical to this a few months ago?
UnholyAlpaka12 12
Are you talking about the one were she thinks she's a cat?
cuddlebunny3548 11
Happens :P
Hiphuray4peas 27
Time for a restraining order. Once you have that in place, your school, or university (whichever) must observe the court ruling and switch you or your new roomie.
Jasonf6 0
Report her.
hilary56 0
Must have done something to provoke her... :p but I am sorry for your luck! Just try to befriend her and fake the whole friendship :)
MDTeddy 13
I would tell someone who can get you a new roomate. If you can't grab a new roomate then don't have one. I assume that works too. Why should you suffer because of her ****** up mind?
carleybeak 21
Lol I love OP's username
kitsune3 20
I'm very sorry for your ****** luck, OP.