Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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kezzstar 0
Good on the OP for having a job and for doing what they want. OP, your sister reminds me of my brother. I'm all for pawning off her clothes. Charity maybe?
Squander 3
I can't believe how many people here think that you deserve it for wearing that stuff. Yes, it's kinda expensive, it does not make for an acceptable reason to tear it up! Oh God, I would destroy the sister's goth/punk/hippy whatever she is clothes if I were in that position. This is making me flash-back to seventh grade when I myself was anticonformist. Good thing I halfway conformed...
tenniskettle 0
You deserve it for being a conformist
Ninjaface 0
Hey, anyone ever noticed that most "nonconformists" are pretty much the same as each other?
DrunkDave89 0
Well, my friend, that's simply the out-group homogeneity effect in action! Conformists such as you, me, and many other productive members of our great society see the distinctions in our dress, mannerisms, and other distinguishing characteristics quite readily because we are conditioned to through or extensive experience with other conformists (henceforth referred to as the in-group). Non conformists (the aforementioned out-group) all look, sound, and most certainly act, alike to fine folks like you and me because of our blessedly limited interactions with them. Though we might easily distinguish between "our" brands of clothing (AE, A&F, Gap, Polo, D&G, etc.), we have no frame of reference to determine which of "their" clothes came from Hot Topic, and which were bought at the local thrift store/flea market. A modern anthropologist such as myself could only begin to imagine the veritable cornucopia of different subsets that exist within the emo/scene/nonconformist/useless youth group without greater dissection of their "culture." However, I couldn't care less, and in closing I say to all you eyelinered myspacedrones, "get a haircut, and get a real job." (G. Thorogood) -Double D
ladiesman14 0
anyone whoever touches my stuff gets a fist surprise :] in the face or down below.
mashedpotato360 0
hell to the YEAH
greeneye_fml 12
Burn your sister's clothes & books, smash her electronics until you're -$300 even.
adam8_fml 0
why does it matter people wear what they want to it doesnt matter if its conformist or not they still lost $300 worth of clothes it doesnt matter what brand or name or what ever its still wrong to do no matter what seriously you people who say that the OP deserved it how would you like it if somone did that to your clothes
silverspire29 2
YDI for wearing those types of clothes.
damnit_smanfa 0
Let me guess, you're a non-conformist? You shop at Hot Topic right? Listen to 'dark' music and all that other great shit? Or maybe, you couldn't give a shit about your appearance. Maybe you just wear whatever happens to be on clearence at Walmart, hell if I know. All I know, is if you have the money for something, why not get it? Would you yell at someone who had a nicer house than yours simply because their income allows them so? No. So why should this be any different?
Viscount 0
While YDI for being a walking billboard, I have to ask... So, she posted her crusade against conformity on Myspace? Really? Myspace?