Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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clockworklolita 3
Everyone saying OP deserves it for wearing those brands, shut the **** up, you silly *****. She has every right to wear whatever damn brand of clothes she wants. OP, my word I'd be so livid if I were you. Your sister is an enormous ******* bitch. I suggest seeking revenge. Destroy her computer for one thing (there may be a way to do it without her being able to tell you did).
Aha09 1
Pouring water all along her keyboard and sticking gum in any holes on the monitor or laptop itself...
McCarthyBros 0
I'd probably strangle your sister. I've bought my own clothes, shoes, and electronics since I was 16 and got a job. I buy clothes I like, regardless of brand name. If I want to have a couple pairs of expensive jeans or shirts, that's my business and no one else's. I refuse to spend more than $20 on jeans and usually get them on sale. I paid $10 for a pair of $90 jeans once because I was smart about it. I wear what I like and that's my business. The biggest names I wear on a regular basis are Arizona and Converse though... But anyone saying you deserved it have probably never had to buy their own clothes and get everything from their parents. So they just don't get it. And they won't.
bandofgold 0
For everyone who is saying the OP deserves it, anyone who doesn't make their own clothes is conforming in some way, because you're buying the same clothes a million other people have. And no one deserves 300 dollars worth of their things destroyed, no matter where they came from. If I were the OP, I'd beat the crap out of my sister.
ladiesman14 0
YDI FYL ! Merry Christmas and Happy all the other retarded Holidays that people celebrate.
killogic 0
thats what you get for being a conformist.
remy_xi 0
Really? Go bitch somewhere else about it. Hollister is shitty, anyways. All their clothing wears out incredibly fast - she just saved you some time.
UselessName 0
Dude,if that was my sister i'd kick her ass.
JessiKitty_lol 7
LOL I hate those preppy stores. Eff Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, and all those other shitty crap places! Tell your sister thanks ^-^ also, YDI :)
Starfire22 5
I hope someone cuts up $300 worth of YOUR clothing! Maybe then,you would think you deserved it?how about you think about how you would feel if this happenedto you
teiso_fml 0
She both admitted and and gave proof, you can make her pay you back.
protoceratops 0
Take the heatsink out of her computer while she's not home and wait for her to turn it on. When the whole thing goes up in flames, tell her she deserves it for being a miserable ****.