Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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Klu_Klayu 0
Agreed, but that doesn't give her sister the right to destroy it
itouchguy360 3
I don't care much about my clothes. I get them from walmart and target lol! It doesn't mean I am poor, it means that I spend my money on electronics! I am a guy though! So no, where people buy their clothes from has nothing to do with whether they are poor or rich. it has to do with what people choose to spen their money on.
pickle2727 0
I think the only way for your sister to have empathy is for you (or your parents depending on your age) to remove something or things that belong to your sister...i.e. iPod, netbook, clothes, whatever. And the parents should take away her computer for a while so she doesn't have little bratty friends to brag to when she does a bad deed. Your parents should know about this and punish her...this is not good behavior.
pickle2727 0
Wow, her logic is screwy. MySpace is pretty darn conformist. Does she have a Twitter, Facebook, and AOL Instant messenger too to brag about the latest property she's destroyed??
GoddessDigi 12
Ah, they joy of idiotic little sisters..I feel your pain, OP. Only, my mum let my sister do/steal whatever she wanted. I've had a job since 15, been paying for all of my own clothes, cellphone, and food since 16. Sister is now 17 (18 in 2 months) and still gets stuff handed to her on a silver platter. She also stole what I buy, and when I complained about it, my mother yelled at ME and told me to leave her alone. Thank god for getting married and moving out.
Rabbity 0
@113-The only way to be truly non-conformist is to not care if you're conformist or non-conformist. -Advice from someone qualified for MENSA.
Mervyn 0
Hmm... Mensa? With that kind of thinking did you mean Black Mesa?
uxoriouswidow 0
Aah, the old hippie/emo 'non-conformacy'. Exact any revenge on her that you wish, safe in the knowledge that it couldn't possibly be excessive.
bluelabeled 0
ugh wrong quote.
ShokuMasterLord 0
You ARE conformist. 300 bucks? Shit man.
bluelabeled 0
It's $300. Who cares what she spent it on. It's still $300 worth of goods.
EatMyCrayonz 0
Little bitch,, haha I'd kill her and steal $300 from her