By BloodyMarry - 04/06/2013 17:53 - United States

Today, on the drive to church, I got a nosebleed. Not so bad, until I sneezed and splattered myself and my fiancé with blood, snot, and eventually tears. FML
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I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but you already have it covered in your name... And to think, I'd put all my blood, snot and tears into these puns!

It blows that you can't even make a pun these days without people screaming bloody murder. Anyone have a tissue, because this is really tearing me apart! God only nose how picky the people can be around here; I wish they'd booger off and let the crusts fall where they may.

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I was going to make a Bloody Mary joke, but you already have it covered in your name... And to think, I'd put all my blood, snot and tears into these puns!

Well that's snot fun at all.

That pun was tearrible. Really, puns are just bloody annoying.

It blows that you can't even make a pun these days without people screaming bloody murder. Anyone have a tissue, because this is really tearing me apart! God only nose how picky the people can be around here; I wish they'd booger off and let the crusts fall where they may.

BloodyMarry? Hopefully you weren't going to your wedding?

It states clearly that she was going to church .

She doesn't specify for what though.

#8 last time i checked, people often times get married at churches; and its not even sunday so i doubt its actually church

19 - Posts don't immediately show up. People have to moderate them first before they can be posted.

Last time I checked, the bride and groom arrive separate.

last time I checked church isn't always on Sunday. Believe it or not there ARE other denominations..

Last time I checked, there have never been this many comments in a row starting with "last time I checked"

25- They don't always arrive separate. Sometimes they choose to ride together in the limo (or whichever mode of transport), especially if the venue is far from their house. They could have very well been getting married or just going to church, there's not enough info to decide.

Well her title is Bloody Marry, so we could infer that, since "marry" is spelled in the sense of a wedding, that there was a marriage involved. That, or OP does not know how to spell.

Sounds like a bloody good time.

Sunday bloody Sunday

Speaking of which..,I'm pretty sure God will understand if they either go home and call it a day until next time. If it's for their wedding, which I highly doubt since the bride and groom don't usually ride in the same car before their wedding, you are seriously screwed.

Your name confuses me. Were you on your way to a wedding?:S

Going to church looking like you've just been at a satanic ritual is always good..

Maybe you are allergic to church?

I'm allergic to church too. Each time I step foot in one, I begin to sizzle. Needless to say, I'm not a very good Christian.

Were you going to church with Chris Brown?

Why wouldn't you just plug your nose?

Before of after the sneeze? Maybe she tried and that's why she exploded blood from her nose.