Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, I discovered that my 12-year-old son has secretly been printing out and selling copies of the suggestive photos from my camera that I'd taken for my husband. He's been selling them to kids at school for a dollar each. FML
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, my phone went missing. My 8-year-old son took it to school and sold it for $10. FML
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML
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acidbass 7
I sense the makings of a very successful business woman.
eb0ny 15
On the bright side... she could have a future in the lingerie business?
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Comments (182)
MizCherryBlossom 15
I guess it's a little better than your daughter selling her own? Right?
TatyanaJanae 0
Lmboo
deransc 19
Sounds fishy
cheezebuiscut 0
I would be SOOO pissed!! Looks like its. Grounding time I mean like daaamn she couldnt sell any candy or some of her own unwanted cloth! Wtf is wrong with our youth 2day LOL i have 2 admit though by the time she's like 25 you 2 will probably be laughing about thisXD
dellam 3
Did she give u a cut? If not she should defiantly be grounded... Do you have a sister/aunty maybe your daughter could consider franchising out!
emuexport 4
Were they clean or dirty ??, you get more money for dirty ones :)):):), or is that just me ??
lexie_is_awesome 7
I'd be to embarrassed to do that :/
chitochito 17
Your daughter is going places. Not far, but places.
thejd250 7
looks like you got a little capitalist :)
icecreamisrad 13
Hah this is awesome! You got yourself a hustler!