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By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

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By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:08

does it sound like a penis hitting it?

Summer17 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:07

I bet you're mad.

Comments

DakotaCat 4

Thursday 16 December 2010 20:33

Does it sound like Mario bros.?

Goofy_au86 0

Friday 17 December 2010 0:26

you are retarded, if you cant even use something as simple as a hammer

Fuknmetalchick 0

Friday 17 December 2010 1:37

Oooouch!

wreckfish1 0

Friday 17 December 2010 5:15

u should try on ur temple ( that would kill ya) :P

ObtrusiveDave_fml 0

Friday 17 December 2010 11:45

thud?

jsnakes12 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 4:03

everybodies done it before big deal

ghad25 3

Monday 20 December 2010 16:03

hahaha I love how this is worded

rofl_mcdonald 0

Tuesday 21 December 2010 5:18

ping???

bhimz1 0

Sunday 26 December 2010 14:22

at least u found out.. u always learn something new everyday huh?. hope it wasn't hard or u might have heard a CRACK!! sound

cardoor12 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 5:30

hint: maybe u should hire a professional next time

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Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. I'm extremely uncomfortable with eye contact, but he kept staring into my eyes the entire time. I had to sing the F.U.N. song from Spongebob in my head to stop myself having an anxiety attack. FML

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Today, at college, I asked the girl who usually sits next to me if she wanted to team up on our latest assignment. She gave me a disgusted look, said "Um, I'm MARRIED. Creep." and walked away. Seriously, what the fuck? FML

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Today, after hours of trying to put a screaming baby to sleep, she finally fell asleep in my arms. I was so happy. Then, I got the hiccups. FML

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Today, a hooker refused my custom. According to her, "Even whores have standards." FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

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