Health: Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes...

By nukebroadcast - 16/12/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2021 22:01 - United States - Boise

Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML

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By Bonk - 04/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 17:45 - Mexico - Saltillo

Today, I now know how it feels to have a splinter of wood hammered a full inch underneath your fingernail. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 21:26 - New Zealand

Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By CA19oo - 20/03/2012 01:03 - United States - Buford

Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2020 14:02

Today, while nailing a board down, I hit my thumb with the hammer. As I reached to console my throbbing finger, I dropped the hammer on my foot. When I went down to hold my foot, I smacked my head on the board. Now I've got a concussion, a smashed finger, and a bruised foot. FML

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By flatfoot - 09/08/2012 19:33 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, I discovered the crunching noise your foot will make if you accidentally drop a cement block on it. FML

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By norpedo - 17/05/2015 19:32 - United States - Cleveland

Today, in bare consciousness, I found out what it feels like to be stabbed in the hand with an earring. How? By slamming my hand on the snooze button of my alarm and missing horribly. FML

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By STRIKE! - 12/11/2022 07:00 - United States

Today, I found out how it feels to drop a bowling ball on your foot. Spoiler: It doesn't feel good. FML

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:08

does it sound like a penis hitting it?

Summer17 0

Thursday 16 December 2010 13:07

I bet you're mad.

Comments

javiergarcia 3

Wednesday 13 April 2011 2:26

lol

marissav55 4

Monday 27 June 2011 1:25

*thud

idkwhat2sayfyl 4

Thursday 11 August 2011 6:03

And u remember it u must be chuck lidell

luvluvisintheair 4

Saturday 15 October 2011 5:59

Wtf.. What type of situation involves a hammer to the head?!?

mike133 2

Friday 28 October 2011 7:51

That made my night haha

rummzy 6

Tuesday 20 March 2012 0:25

*shivers* a crunch? O_O

paintedchocolate 30

Wednesday 13 February 2013 16:28

So how did you find out?

SinfulEnd 20

Monday 18 March 2013 16:06

Does it sound like the tears of the weak?

LissaMccracken 23

Thursday 20 June 2013 6:15

*shudders*... Not a sound I wanna think of... Ouch. FYL!

cactusdesu 15

Wednesday 13 November 2013 5:12

Ouch.

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