Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
Today, I found out what my husband meant when he said he "accidentally installed an indoor pool" last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, I came home to find my husband and our 4-year-old son simultaneously peeing off the second-floor balcony. My husband was giggling like a little girl. FML
Today, my husband let me sleep in while he worked on the landscaping by our backyard pool. Ready for a shower, I stripped naked, opened the back door to let the dog out, and stepped out to ask him how it was going. Turns out he'd finally hired a landscaping crew. FML
Today, I came home from vacation, only to find my neighbours relaxing on my patio, and their kids swimming in my pool. FML
Today, I found my husband farting on my pillows, bare ass. His only words were, "This isn't what it looks like." FML
Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
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Kidd_Ant 18
This, is what the FML photos were always meant to be.
fakedsincerity 32
OPs day is going swimmingly.
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Comments (33)
Jared900DUmpling 30
Finally a quality image fml. Excellent job guys, this is a very good system now :D
DarkPrinceT 3
Good, now give us some sort of dislike button, and please fix the dislike buttons on the other FML's that say things like "Phew, glad it wasn't me" to be something closer to the YDI button.
Jenadpantano 7
I don;t quite get what this is all about. Are these just photos people submit and we vote if we think its a good FML??
ThePez828 18
I think these photo fml's aren't real...pictures are posted and fml users write captions for them. People vote on the best captions. At least, that's how I'm understanding it.
Untold_Tales 17
Beautiful kitchen though :)
Windsoar 7
**** you
cowboy6640 3
For Sale. Noahs ark. 327 bedrooms 1 bath. Spacious kitchen with amazing view of the ocean.
MrZed_fml 11
Is this a real picture? Or something from the Internet?
One_In_Three 24
A real picture can be from the Internet.
Im_A_Charizard 3
how did you not notice when you were in bed?
leogordon 1
It's really funny that I found this picture online?. Stop lying.
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