Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
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Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
I think an apology would do nicely....
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Comments (77)
captainsmegma 12
By chance was he having the seizure during sex.
saffy66 34
I hope he's okay and hopefully he never heard you.
healthcarechick 9
I hope that you apologized
henrylikestreats 22
I don't even care if I get down voted for this, but YDI for being that sensitive about your neighbor potentially having sex. I don't even care about the fact that you could not have known that it was a seizure, but I would not want to live next to somebody like you.
cappellaaa 23
Dick!! No but really, just apologize. You couldn't have known that
Drosophila82 18
How could you have known... Don't best yourself over it. What's the likelihood of that having been sex noises? Higher likelihood than a seizures episode
redpanda39 10
I still say this one's a YDI. Yeah, OP couldn't have known, and no, you don't get up, get dressed and knock on the door of someone who is probably having sex to have a conversation with them, but do you really have to yell angrily? You can't just call out a polite hey, can you keep it down?
rlak111 19
As opposed to a controllable seizure?
ghetto_child 19
controlled seizure - non grand mal. you'll go unconscious, but it won't be violent shaking. most common ways to control them are with dilatin or lamotragine
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
I can't make up my mind if you deserve it or i aggree your life sucks
Mooglefox 24
Might be a good idea to say sorry and maybe a gift of homemade brownies