By Anonymous - 05/05/2015 19:54 - United States - Exton

Today, marks the fourth day in a row that I've worn the same outfit to prove to my parents that they pay me no attention. They still haven't noticed. FML
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Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that

Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.

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Stop taking showers, see how long it takes them to notice that.

Or turn off the WiFi see how long it takes them to notice.

...maybe they noticed but just don't care? Idk, but just putting that out there.

Just stopping washing the outfit too, they'll soon notice you, Stinky.

Actually not really I haven't washed me jeans in 3 years and no one had ever noticed

Poop in the living room. I bet they'll notice that

Make sure you look them straight in the face when you do it.

Well that escalated quickly.

TED- There is a SHIT on the FLOOR!

You might want to just count it as a loss and wash up.

I value my personal hygiene too much to do that, but that's just me. Do you.

There are washing machines, you know.

For all you know they could be talking about Jeans and a hoodie. if you wear a different shirt under the jumper it wouldn't smell and most jeans wouldn't be noticeably different if he/she planned them to look similar. or you know they probably have a washer...

Go naked and see if they notice.

THERE ya go! This is why they pay you the big bucks, #6.

travel to Europe and back for a week and myabe they might pay attention... so sad to hear OP

Start inviting random friends over and see if they notice

Take all of there savings and buy a house and move out. I have a slight felling they will notice you then.

It'll just prove they care more about their money than their child. Which is probably already true.

I'll often not acknowledge when someone wears the same outfit just out of courtesy.

Yeah, it's probably not that they haven't noticed, but simply that they haven't said anything and think OP's going through a phase. BTW, anyone else think that maybe OP is the type to just mostly hang around in their room all day and be the one who's not spending time with their parents?