Today, I found out the "sex noises" I heard from next door last night, which I'd angrily yelled at my neighbor for, were actually from him having an uncontrollable seizure. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML
Today, after we had sex, my boyfriend told me how my orgasms used to make him think I was having a seizure. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I realized the moans I make when masturbating sound like I'm crying. I realized this when my neighbor pounded on the door asking if I was okay. FML
Today, I came back to my dorm only to hear my neighbor having loud sex. I thought I was just thinking when I said, "At least do it against the other wall," but when I was left later on, he walked by, apologized and said that he thought I wasn't home, and promised to be more quiet next time. FML
Today, I was having some intense sex with my boyfriend. I was wailing so loud that my neighbors decided to call the police on us. According to them, it sounded like I was "being tortured to death". FML
Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize that my neighbor was not having it off, she was actually vacuuming her apartment. It's been so long since I've had sex that I can't even recognize the sound of other people having it. FML
Today, there was a knock on my apartment door. It was the man from next-door, who sarcastically asked if I was alright, because he said he heard me screaming in agony. I was singing. FML
Today, I had to call 911 and explain to the operator that my girlfriend orgasmed so hard that she had a seizure and passed out. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
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Top comments
Cassandra2015 21
I think a simple apology will help. Check in once and awhile and make sure things are ok. it will be appreciated
SuperWhoMarvLock 22
I think an apology would do nicely....
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Comments (77)
Merylwen 24
YDI for "angrily yelling". You can also talk to people, you know.
Ichiya 29
People aren't going to stop in the middle of sex, get dressed, and then go have a nice chat. That ruins the mood. Some loud shouts about the noise alerts the neighbor to the issue and if they are nice they will quiet down some.
VeganDarkLight 31
If I lay in bed at night, trying to sleep and my neighbours were too loud, I'd also yell at them to be quiet rather than getting dressed and knocking on their door which they most definitely won't even open. FYL OP, there's no way you could have known that.
bettyc4 26
Bad OP. Bad. No treats for you!
blairwaldorfbass 6
you didn't know so just go say sorry.
clevergirl98 20
I'm sorry, apologize and be more considerate towards people because you don't know what they are going through :)
Ashely_kitty66 2
Omg . LMAO.
_kyleG_ 34
Time to seize this opportunity to make sure you apologize!
e_is_for_eli 12
what do you call seven epileptics wrapped in tin foil? wrigleys.
piiiiiou_fml 12
"Uncontrolable seizure" : I am not sure controlable seizures exist. ^^
kaitlynjane 28
That's called "spazzing out" I think, if you take that saying literally xD
scarlet22ashley 19
Well i think shes describing a tonic_clonic seizure where your muscle contract and relax crazily making a large seizure that most people know if rather than an absent or focal seizure which its difficult to tell someone is even having one during those
Angel1999 13
aww I hope he's ok!
mnmags 5
FYL OP, you couldn't have known. People will say what they "would have done" or what you "should have done" differently but its b.s. Hindsight is 20/20.
feven 32
I still think any decent person should calmly confront people, not yell irrationally.
e_is_for_eli 12
are you saying you've never had a moment where you yelled at someone? everyone has their moments, and OP couldn't have possibly known that their neighbor was having a seizure.
feven 32
WHAT THE **** IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??!!
krumi 13
I say YDI... you don't just yell at people without talking to them first like a civilized person. Maybe then you would have had the chance to understand that it was a seizure and avoided looking like a jerk.
feven 32
#27 I read it like OP had heard the sex noises the night before, and came over the day after to yell at them where they learned their neighbor was having a seizure
Astrum14 24
More likely he was making lots of noise so she yelled through the wall to keep it down.
krumi 13
or we could go ahead and not yell through walls and talk to the person the next day or after the noise has stopped.... down vote me all you want but I still see no reason to yell at people. Act like adults...
krumi 13
@26 did I say knock during? no I'm pretty sure I did not. I was simply stating you don't have to yell.... its unnecessary.
Astrum14 24
Easier said than done to wait 'til the next day when you have to be awake in four hours to go to work or something similar. Don't be a pushover if someone being an inconsiderate ass. Nine times out of ten, it won't be someone have a seizure, it'll be someone who doesn't have the self awareness to be quiet during sex.