Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
wishfulthinks 19
If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
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Comments (69)
GunSlinger69 19
Just name her pussy your ex`s name.
yeti37 16
Delores...
Tannasgh 22
Seriously...your penis has a name?
13ky13 20
It's O-S-C-A-R
grajax 24
Probably cause her ex was a dick.
verysmarmy 11
Please tell my I'm not the only one who thinks giving penises pet names is weird? "Hey, why don't you come over to my place and shove Tommy into me!"
verysmarmy 11
Also, what was the Ex's name?
anabanana101 15
Aw that's so cute:/
brehhh_fml 8
yeaaa might be time to find a new gf, buddy
Gorebabee17 10
Damn.
Kaalschneid 21
...was he short?
Mooglefox 24
Does that mean she hates your penis?
mfxray 10
that's the ultimate diss.