Intimacy: Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't...

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 08:33 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 22:10 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML

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By Perry85 - 04/01/2020 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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By Dwarvahkiin - 08/08/2022 02:00

Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2015 12:08 - United States

Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML

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By NinjaPanda88 - 01/08/2009 07:44 - United States

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 20:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2021 17:01

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML

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By Pita - 04/12/2010 20:35 - United States

Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML

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Thursday 22 January 2015 0:10

Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.

wishfulthinks 19

Thursday 22 January 2015 0:11

If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.

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GunSlinger69 19

Thursday 22 January 2015 3:51

Just name her pussy your ex`s name.

yeti37 16

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:01

Delores...

Tannasgh 22

Thursday 22 January 2015 4:19

Seriously...your penis has a name?

13ky13 20

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:42

It's O-S-C-A-R

grajax 24

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:05

Probably cause her ex was a dick.

verysmarmy 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:11

Please tell my I'm not the only one who thinks giving penises pet names is weird? "Hey, why don't you come over to my place and shove Tommy into me!"

verysmarmy 11

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:15

Also, what was the Ex's name?

anabanana101 15

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:20

Aw that's so cute:/

brehhh_fml 8

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:51

yeaaa might be time to find a new gf, buddy

Gorebabee17 10

Thursday 22 January 2015 5:57

Damn.

Kaalschneid 21

Thursday 22 January 2015 6:50

...was he short?

Mooglefox 23

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:08

Does that mean she hates your penis?

mfxray 10

Thursday 22 January 2015 7:25

that's the ultimate diss.

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