Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
wishfulthinks 19
If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
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Comments (69)
djstiv3 15
hollan hollan hold on, what was the name though? lol
latent_leo 10
Maybe he was a huge dick.
JamieLT 22
Wait- you allowed her to give your dick a name? *plays whipped noises*
ilmanator 7
that's so ******* weird
NoLuckLife 7
She might not be over him........ just saying
hiddenheartrch 10
I wouldn't be too worried. She's simultaneously calling her ex a dick and saying you are more of a man than he was (as in he's just a dick but you're the full package).
subscript 15
At least she didn't call it asian