Today, I found out the pet name my girlfriend gave my penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name. FML
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Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I said the wrong name in bed. On top of that, it was the name of her ex-husband's ex-girlfriend. Who he cheated on my girlfriend with while they were together. FML
Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML
Today, just as we got done having probably the best sex of our relationship, my partner called me her ex's name. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams, unfortunately she called me by my ex-bestfriend's name. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
Well at least now if she ever turns you down for sex you can just deal with it by beating her ex.
wishfulthinks 19
If he was a massive dick, take is as a compliment to your endowment.
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Comments (69)
ZorroRooster 19
That's at least five different levels of ****** up. I can't imagine anyone being ok with that. If it bothers you, you need to have a long, serious sit down with your girlfriend for a number of reasons.
catanita 18
She found a way to be with both.
garretto185 22
I'm more concerned about his penis having a pet name...
Purple_Robin424 0
Mmmmm....ex flavoured.
Freda92 12
Lucky you! Well, at least you'll know who/what to blame if you don't manage to get a boner...FYL
ChildrenOfFilth 12
Step 1. Name her pussy after your ex. Step 2. ??? Step 3. Profit.
sousounator 19
She is in it for the sex, buddy.
burnthistown 20
Wow that's hurtful.
SnoringMonkeyObs 14
only in new Zealand.
SiKH_WiT_iT 13
Maybe her ex was a dick.. And short..