By BrokenHangLow - 24/04/2017 12:00 - United States - Havelock

Today, my roommate barged into my bedroom while my girlfriend and I were getting intimate. She freaked out and spun off of me trying to cover herself. I'm now in the hospital with a fractured dingle-dangle. What did he want that was so important? To ask if he could eat last pack of Pop-Tarts. FML
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I need to know the end of this story. Was it OK? Was it OK that he finish the last of the Pop-Tarts?

that was not cool. your roomie should have knocked first. on the 1 hand atleast he had the decency to ask... on the other hand he may have just wanted to see ur gf in the nude.

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old tie on the doorknob trick would of saved your wiener here

Invest in a door lock.

I need to know the end of this story. Was it OK? Was it OK that he finish the last of the Pop-Tarts?

I can't stop laughing at the description of the penis as a "dingle-dangle"

that was not cool. your roomie should have knocked first. on the 1 hand atleast he had the decency to ask... on the other hand he may have just wanted to see ur gf in the nude.

lmao "dingle-dangle"

This is why you keep having sex when someone barges in!

sock on the door man xD