Infected
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it
Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
impure
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Anonymous
Fresno, United States
Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
ohbutno
🌶️ Spicy
Late results
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Don't shoot the messenger
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
Rowansgonnarow
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Justkillme
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
LinkyMan
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Thanks, I hate it!
Today, I found out my long distance girlfriend gave me chlamydia, after I spent $1k to fly her out for a week. I paid for an STD delivery. FML
Godi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a call from my girlfriend of 13 months. She told me that she had gotten chlamydia from the guy she cheated on me with, and that I most likely have it too. I gave her a diamond ring, she gave me chlamydia. FML
Anonymous
Linköping, Sweden
Wrap it up
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Top comments
Lennsik 4
It isn't the gift that keeps on giving, but you might want to give her a good call or two to all her other lovers.
toelie 26
Should have used a condom. Learn your lesson before you catch something that's not as easily cured.
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Comments (195)
ConfusionsLoveMe 0
Sorry , got my facts wrong . it IS curable , with anitbiotics .
mea_iloveskiing 26
Manus manum lavat :D
MsSoulReaper 27
Sorry buddy. You choice a bad ****** to stick your **** into.
ditsyblond1988 3
ok is it so difficult 2 use protection???? maybe u wont be such an idiot next time huh?
explodingmuffint 0
in the heat of the moment, especially when you're a virgin, you don't carry that shit with you. all you're thinking about is ******* and down below
riot_pilot 3
You can still get STD's from anal and oral. Just thought I'd let you know.
tona01 16
my first time i used protection, it's stupid not to
wendyyyy 0
Well aren't YOU wise.
pierceTheveil_fml 0
depends on if you want children or not... but uhm maybe he should have made her get tested for stds before losing his viginity card would have been smart.
ohSNAPyall 27
Lol, I think that's the first time I've ever seen "virginity card" spelled out. Congrats.
twinrlw9 3
there's a clap nobody wants.
orgasm_blush 4
Omg! That'll make someone not want to have sex again.
Krystal1029 0
Daaamn. What an awesome start to a sex life. Fyl.
ToxixShots 0
the gift that keeps on giving and always were rubber
Frostillicus123 10
If she is spunky wrap that monkey
Autoshot 9
don't get sick, protect your dick
fthku 13
I realise you worded it as you did for the sake of the FML, but it still sounds gay when a guy says he "gave his virginity".
JenL_fml 7
Why is it gay? Lame double standard...
fthku 13
I have a gay friend. When he does something "gay", or when I do something "gay", we both say it to each other. In fact, he would probably say the very same thing to OP. Got your humor lobotomized?
Nellygirl 0
How is that gay???
JenL_fml 7
Still I'm trying to figure out how a man "giving his virginity" would be gay. And how the hell is that statement humorous?
ohSNAPyall 27
55 that's so straight
wikkedphuka 0
how is it gay??? ohhh so u havnt given ur virginity to a girl ur still a virgin