Animals: Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels... - FML

By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML

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By Sid - 10/04/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML

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By S.Bunny - 22/01/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that when you hit the neighbor's dog with your car, they might chase you a mile with a shotgun. FML

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By RENThead - 13/09/2015 19:02 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML

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It's alive!

By notmyrealname123 - 25/08/2014 00:08 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 14:53 - United States - Middleton

Today, I was chased out of my own house by my wife's lover's dog. FML

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By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By Cherry - 11/02/2023 02:00

Today, I tried to take a selfie with a squirrel and it bit me. FML

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By Saved - 11/04/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, when I stepped outside, I found out my neighbors forgot to leash their mean-ass dog when he promptly started charging at me. If not for the black cat who lives outside my house, who I've fed before, jumping in and somehow single-handedly whooping his ass, I'd probably be dead. You don't fuck with stray cats. FML

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By psh_idontbite - 13/03/2015 03:55 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML

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By YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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mister_moops 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 15:55

lol. did they bite?

netbeui435 3

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:01

scary.

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Qup 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:27

be careful. they could be rabid I've never heard of squirrels doing anything but running. i guess it's the fight or flight response.

niki13_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:34

haha =)

divineinstrument 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:42

They're squirrels. They're not exactly dangerous.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 23:43

You say that because you were never bitten by a crazed squirrel with rabies that jumped at you out of nowhere... Not to mention that the little things are sometimes too fast and unpredictable to be able to easily kick them away or anything.

urmomsass 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 16:59

its Freds little squirrel things! and #14, **** OFF theres nothin wrong with Texas, if I was you I would burn all my westerns, the only retards in Texas are the aggies and even THEY dont talk like that, unless of course theyre wannabe rednecks

bleh993 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:17

I dont know about everyone else, but I'm kinda getting tired of those FMLs starting off saying "Today I learned if I (insert an action to do), that (insert a completely crazy outcome).

master565 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:23

how would u find that out

glassisass 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:24

dude squarrils arnt that bad. i chase them all the time and they never attack me back

bambii101 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:35

@ 26 way to spell squirrels. You idiot. And the OP thay sucks man!

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:28

I HATE squirrels! I've been chased through central park by those little *******, it's not fun

TabbyWabby_0016 4

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:31

Man, that sucks. =(

saber2138 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:33

wow your real ****** retarded ps. Texas sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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