By Anonymous - 17/03/2018 19:00

Spicy
Today, I got a promotion because my boss “accidentally” had sex with my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 815
You deserved it 394

Same thing different taste

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manb91uk 22

Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.

Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML

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Your bosses FML: Today, one of my best employees quit because he found out I had sex with his wife. FML

manb91uk 22

Man, I hate it when that happens! You're just walking along minding your own business when you slip and your penis falls into a bag in a.... Such a pain in the ass.

When you’re the boss, you can hit anyone with your “bicycle,” and things will turn out OK, even if it costs you a few bucks.

corky1992 33

Gave you a raise to help you pay for the divorce. How kind of him lol.

ohsnapword 21

It's brilliant, because the wife will get half of it anyway.

Then find a way to **** his life up back but worse

Wait, so I can be promoted just have my boss banging my wife? As in, I don't have to work for it? *starts texting boss*

Maybe ask your wife first before pimping her out..

Donut_Wizard 23
Triplelaced 6

You got the promotion, but your wife got the raise.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

how do you acvidentally have sex?

The OP's boss probably didn't know it was his wife until after. He didn't accidentally have sex, the accident was the fact that he didn't know it was OP's wife.