By stalked - 28/05/2012 06:24 - United States - Bel Air

Today, I found out that the person who has been stalking me has also been stalking someone else. I got upset. It seems it took being stalked to make me feel good about myself. FML
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Bobientje 3

Don't be upset, I'm sure you'll find a new stalker.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

you should stalk someone else to make him jealous.

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Comments

gracehi 31

Your stalker is stalking somebody else??? THAT TWO TIMING CAD!!!

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Tali147 16

Men are so unreliable these days! They can not even make up their minds as to who they wish to stalk!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Well you're off to a good start with the Internet, OP. Plenty of stalkers to be found here. Maybe you'll find a nice forum where all the members send you pictures of their dicks.

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kandi_kid69 15

Omegle would work perfectly for,OP. :p

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TheGothGamerGirl 20

Wow I can't believe your stalker is seeing someone else. What a douche. Go get a new stalker OP. You deserve better!

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weepingangel_fml 7

Today, the person I stalk realized I'm also stalking someone else. She's mad at me. FML.

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NickKuiper 8

Remember that you are an awsome person whether or not someone is stalking you!

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CanadianCutie22 16

at least you know your catching the eye of someone ! :)

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flashback.miss 28

Since when did stalking become romantic? >>'''' Call the police.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I'm a little confused by this, too. I was stalked before. It was terrifying. It certainly didn't make me feel good about myself - quite the opposite. I felt powerless, vulnerable, and weak. If you're talking about someone just looking at pictures you posted online or some shit, find another word. That's just a man using social networks to socially network.

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Finnick_fml 12

ImaginaryFoe: Yep, 'stalking' nowadays is basically defined by someone you find creepy liking your Facebook photos or texting you.

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missymay993 11

38 - See, I call those guys creepers. I have a creeper, but NOT a stalker. Creepers are mildly annoying at worst, stalkers are a lot more serious and dangerous.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

I suspected as much, Finnick, but it seems too far-fetched to get upset that some person likes someone else's pictures besides your own.

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STFUGTFO 6

Damn phone. I agree. He can

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STFUGTFO 6

Damn phone. I agree. He might be dangerous OP. Everyone has crappy days. Call the cops. You must be attractive or interesting if someone even bothered to stalk you in the first place. :)

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fantasyworld 37

Twilight and 50 Shades have romanticized the crap out of it.

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ICastillo 24

You should let the stalker know your feelings about the other girl and maybe he'll stop and go back to just stalking you?

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Amethyst888 14

Why would I when I could stalk them both? *laughs evilly*

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KiddNYC1O 20

The sarcasm in your comment flew by 3 people's heads, #29.

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ICastillo 24

Ya I know 87 some people just don't understand sarcasm.

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Angelrose2004 17

WHY THE HECK DOES EVERYONE GET A STALKER BUT ME!? IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR?? My feelings are hurt. *goes back to the corner now*

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Pigeon89 34

Turns out there's a shortage of them if he's having to multi-stalk

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bettyc4 26

^ I'm YOUR stalker ;)

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Angelrose2004 17

Stupid confused tablet!... but anywho, you would do that me? That is so sweet! *tear falls*

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