Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
nikkers 0
wait my dad sends me valentines cards every year n Im 27... whats wrong with that? Shame on you guys for turning this fatherly love into something sinister...
birds_fml 7
I don't think it was creepy... he was writing them to make her feel good about herself. I think it's kinda sweet. It's not a **** her life... more like her life is better than she thinks because her dad wants her to be happy.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (118)
jcarranza88 0
maybe this is all a lie? or maybe she's a horrid looker and daddy loves his lil girl and wants her to feel better...
perdix 31
I hope they were the cutesy G-rated type of love letters. That would be sweet. But, if he started asking about blumpkins and if you suck balls, well, that would be wrong. Just plain wrong.
Intellectualist 0
How did I know that comment would be you? I looked at the droppy down thing, and it said that, and I just thought, 'perdix'.
perdix 31
It was probably the use of the word "blumpkin." I love that word! I am just constantly amazed at the contrast of how innocent and babyish the word sounds and the disgusting act it represents. I'm sure that name is going to come up in children's literature someday as a fluffy bunny or a Care Bear. It will be written off as an unfortunate accident unless the book also has the characters Felchmonster and/or Dirty Sanchez.
nikkers 0
could someone inbox me and tell me wth a blumpkin is... i hate to be left out.
onceuponablack 0
what is "blumpkin"???
WTFsGoingOn 0
In Omaha, Nebraska we have a theater called the Rose Blumpkin Performing Arts Center. Although it is named that after a woman who's last name was Blumpkin, it still amuses me. Plus it specializes in children's theater.
perdix 31
If you don't know what a "blumpkin" is, go to urbandictionary.com. Your vocabulary will thank you! ;)
onceuponablack 0
yeah i did...pretty sure i could've gone my whole life without knowing that! hahah but i feel so much dirtier knowing that now, so thanks! :)
WreckerGirl 4
Nikkers: A valentines card is way different to a load of false love letters! Your dad sounds super sweet - I wish my dad would send me special occasion cards.
ColdGold 6
Find something you love to do.
Punkartmama 0
The only people who send secret love letters are: 1. friends/family members who are trying to boost your self esteem or 2. freaky stalkers. Sorry kid.
n0ted 0
that's so sweet of your dad. don't worry babe, its not so bad, I'm sure you'll find the right one someday(: chin up love!
nolimits 0
Did he send you pictures of his junk too?
sarcdude 3
You are a horrible person for making me laugh at that.
jessiccaa 0
WTF is wrong with you?
aperfectcircle 0
I don't think he meant it in a pedo type way even if that's how it comes out. He probably didn't think it through before he actually did it.
Littledigz27 0
Should be lucky you have a loving / caring Dad you ungrateful PIA
miss009 0
I agree! He loves you and was just trying to make you feel better!
hk_fml 9
Awww that's sweet! Although it does come off as slightly creepy...