Today, I found out that the person sending me secret love letters was actually my dad, who felt sorry for me. FML
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Today, I found out that the creepy weirdo who's been sending me messages for a while is just my dad. His excuse was, "I wanted you to feel like someone would actually like you." FML
Today, I finally found out who has been hacking my email account to send dirty messages to my teacher. My dad. FML
Today, I was in a terrific mood after finding a bouquet of beautiful flowers on my doorstep when I came home. That is, until I recognised the handwriting of my "secret admirer" was the same as my mother's. FML
Today, I found out that the "secret admirer" I've been exchanging letters with for the last three months, and even started developing feelings for, is actually my ex best friend trying to pull a prank on me. FML
Today, I found out that my dad, thinking it was an advertisement, threw away a letter from the college I applied to. FML
Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML
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Top comments
nikkers 0
wait my dad sends me valentines cards every year n Im 27... whats wrong with that? Shame on you guys for turning this fatherly love into something sinister...
birds_fml 7
I don't think it was creepy... he was writing them to make her feel good about herself. I think it's kinda sweet. It's not a **** her life... more like her life is better than she thinks because her dad wants her to be happy.
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Comments (118)
faxe 0
That's actually sweet of him. Damn, I just validated incest and pedophilia.
michigan12207 0
WOW you are such a pathetic LOSER. God i would not admit that to anyone even on this website. Do yourself a favor a just take a dive off the empire state building. LOSER
Thecommish 0
No dig deal - dad's trying to keep your spirits up. I bet he's embarrassed by the whole thing too. Your just a kid - lot of time to grow up and be a babe :)
Bloonbloon 0
End this with a "thanks, dad." and this could be a MLIA.
Ootori 0
lololol hahahahahahaa
isabella_love24 0
lmao, hunny sit your dad down an explain you dont want your kids calling your dad their graddaddie! lol, jk he loves ya stop complaining.
COBRAMORPH 0
You could thank him with a little jerk off here & there, ya know. Some head would be best, but you sound like a major bitch
ShaydeStar 0
Wow...thats...actually kinda cool of him. Most parents would just make fun of you, but he tried to make you feel wanted.
crashsapphire93 4
that's so sweet. Thank you for proving there are normal people in the world.
crashsapphire93 4
that's so sweet. Thank you for proving there are normal people in the world.