Oh, hello…

By Anonymous - 16/07/2010 04:19 - United States

Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of 2 years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 671
You deserved it 48 831

Same thing different taste

Top comments

At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"

Silkie 0

Just smile and wave boys! C:


if u were behind him couldn't u see the computer screen...? dumbass

OhWowFYLindeed 0

Now his father knows how much of a pimp he is! Yeeee... :D

what I don't get is how you didn't know he was video chatting.. I mean wasn't he talking to his father or were they having a staring contest? or does your boyfriend always talk to his computer like that?

almostpro 0

haha dads thinking damn son! your girl always get so freaky when you video chat? is that some kind of creepy turn on for her? maybe she should go into **** so she can be videotaped. dayummmmm

So the "hey dad, how's mom?" conversation didn't tip you off?

I honestly thought OP was a sick pervert and wrote 'I decided to seduce my 2 year old boyfriend'. So OP it isn't so much an FML cos your life could be much much worse if you were a pedophile ;)

I read it like that too! Seriously worried for a second there.

bubbarific 0
perdix 29

#23 VivaLaBelle. Excellent point! I hope the OP didn't hear Dad say, "Geez, son, those things are uglier than you Mom's. . . and she's had a double mastectomy!"

adamsk1 0

ok, where is snickerdoodles on this one?? she would have a field day on the "no sex before marriage" gig!! lmao!! I haven't seen her in ages!! OP, that was pretty dumb on ur part, but FYL for the embarassment you caused everyone especially yourself. be more observant. if my spelling is off, oh well!! I'm not an English major and honestly don't give a crap because ppl get the idea of what I'm saying anyway.

Macromartyr 3

34: I thought that too, which make me question who says two year boyfriend and opposed to boyfriend of 2 years

someone who's to lazy to spell out "of"?

I thought it said two year old boyfriend and I was like :/ WTF.

lol family visit gonna be awkward probably his dad will be checking you out

rawrimaunicorn 0

#23 not all cams have audio or microphones.he could have been on video call but typing what hes saying.

your an a complete dumbass op. first how did you not hear him talking. second if you came up behind him you would of seen his dad on the computer screen.

#65 raises a good point... But if she were hugging him from behind, wouldn't she have noticed the webcam?

tekcor 2

Video chatting without audio? That's retarded. I know it is possible, but it's god damn stupid. What the heck is the point of watching each other type?

msyelowbubblegum 0

haha ok at first i read 2 yr old bf... haha bu wow sorry :P not soo bad.. i guess. hmm wat im wondering is why didnt he like tell you or.. wait he culdnt see u roght? idk im confused haha well i think u deserve it cuz u didnt see that he was like skyping his dad

FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

34 I thought the same thing for a second an hit ydi. but still ydi for being that dumb

I've seen lap top screens that make it only visible from right in front of it.

newnew8 0

ahaha funny , but 16 up top shut up cuz she probley walked up behind him and while she was goin behind him his dad coulda seen . so think about that before you call someone a dumbass

Rhanno 0

i was saying the same thing lol wtff

16... your the dumbass... the OP was behind the her bf who was facing the computer so therefore she was facing it too... DUH!!!

YDI for being stupid. how do you not hear him talking to his dad and his dad talkig back. YDI for not seeing his dad on his laptop an him talking to his laptop. YDI for having sex before youre married

aha saaammeee 38! OP should have worded it better. YDI stupid.

Rine45 0

wow why would you date a two year old?! WTF?

HowDoTheyFindMe 0

the whole family might be checking her out

nickmeier1 4

hahahahaha you made my day

lol, when I was reading this, I misread and thought the OP said her bf was 2 years old.

At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"

#3- Im not sure if that's a win or a fail

loll me too. I kept re-reading and it always came out my two year old boyfriend..

So did I. Least he wasn't watching Kerligirl13's latest video. You done goof'd.

OMG LMFAO I thought only people with a Tumblr knew about this!?!?!

Trupe 3

Me too. I was wondering how this two year old got a laptop and a girlfriend old enough to have boobs.

Silkie 0

Just smile and wave boys! C:

Eniiaffection 0

No biggie, his father probably enjoyed the sight.

^ #7 ure pretty damn sexyy, n op ydi, u shoulda been able to tell he has a video showing lol

sounds like you need to come on down to the cellar, cuz I gotta whole freezaa fulllla Popsicles!

nunnie 0

Haha. Don't worry, his dad wasn't complaining. ;)

Nothing like a little father-son bonding. After you finished putting on the show for them, I hope you went to the kitchen and made them both sammiches.