Today, I found out that the love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only, asked me out because he lost a bet. Apparently I'm the punishment for not being able to eat 10 hot dogs. FML
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Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
Today, I had dinner with the girl I thought I would end up marrying. Everything was going well and after I had paid the bill, she said she was a lesbian. Just when I thought it couldn't get any worse, she challenged me to see who could hook up with a straight girl first. I lost. FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML
Today, my wife, who I thought was my soulmate, admitted that she only went out on our first date because she'd lost a bet, and she'd thought I was a loser. Even though she kept saying that she really did fall in love with me, I left. My heart is just shattered. I'm not going back. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I found out the only reason my boyfriend of two years asked me out on a date was because I accidentally flashed him when we met. FML
Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML
Today, a cute girl asked if my dog was available for a date on Valentine's Day. Thinking I was in luck, I asked if I should come along. She said no. My dog has better game than I do. FML
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LuckyCharms_fml 0
"The love of my life, who I've been going out with for two weeks only" Um...if the love of your life is a two-week boyfriend who likes hot dogs more than you, you need to get out more
lo_k 0
he's the love of your life and you've been together for two weeks? oh.
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Panicattackx5 0
The love of your life? Two weeks? Errr
revolution2012 2
2 weeks in love? I highly doubt she loved him before they started dating. If she did, then shes a fool for falling in love with someone she doesn't even know. Sure, argue "how do you know she doesn't know him"... if she really knew him well enough, she'd have seen it coming. Sorry, but you put yourself in your shoes.
Jaguaress 2
He's the love of your life if he returns the feelings in kind. Since it sounds like he doesn't, dump him and know that later on, you'll find someone who is worthy of your love. If you've loved him for a long time now, then you might want to think about what made you love someone like him, because he doesn't sound like a nice guy and you deserve more/better. If you are calling him the love of your life after only 2 weeks, you might consider working on your self-esteem because that's quite fast to make such a decision. Dating is a trial run; you won't marry, and live with happily ever after, every person you date. Eventually you'll find the one that is worth your love and time. Good luck.
speedmastaflex 0
You people saying YDI because she called him the love of her life after two weeks are complete retards. That has nothing to do with the fact that she was dated for a silly reason, and you guys are just nitpicking. You really think she deserves to be the object of punishment for a bet simply for being young and naive? You all were at some point, so stop being pricks.
Octiskeet 0
There's a difference between "young and naive" and "Idiotic person who over-exaggerates a simple crush and calls them the love of their life". I mean, I could understand if they were perhaps 8-10 years old, but I'm guessing the OP is above that age. In which case, it's just a sad sad case of mental underdevelopment.
breathemein 10
its only been 2 weeks & hes already the love of your liife?
twindaddy 0
How is someone the love of your life after only two weeks?
angiewashere 0
he can't be the love of your life if you guys dated for only two weeks.
dolce079 0
honey, i doubt he's the love of your life... one it's only been 2 weeks, and two he cant have treated you very well if you were just a bet. Dont be so naive.
Boudica 0
Love of your life? 2 weeks? Obsessive much?
DJ_Orion 0
I agree with #172. If you think someone you date for two weeks is the love of your life, then you know NOTHING about love. YDI