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By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 01:34 - United States - Ridge

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

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No mash for you

By Nazi-chef - 24/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was making mashed potatoes in a hurry, I had the pot boiling on high when I had to rush to the bathroom. As I'm walking away, I ask my boyfriend to watch the potatoes. When I returned, they were no longer boiling and he proudly announced he added cold water because they looked a little dry. What? FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML

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TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

mangoboy1 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

Get tested.

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wynnona 17

Wednesday 6 March 2013 12:49

Gross on so many levels!!

KweenChelly 6

Thursday 7 March 2013 2:11

Divorce her immediately!!

onorexveritas 23

Thursday 7 March 2013 3:00

that is seriously disturbing

LifelessStars 22

Thursday 7 March 2013 4:38

How could you Not notice that before

bridgetv25 8

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:12

Disgusting!

claudzzzz 5

Thursday 7 March 2013 16:44

ewwwww!

GermanCookie 4

Friday 8 March 2013 1:24

Oh god that's gross

Denny1 15

Friday 8 March 2013 7:09

This has to be the most disgusting thing I've seen on FML!! I agree with #5 I'm gona puke. She needs help.

WWstar 9

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:32

oh yucky!

ouibijou 15

Sunday 10 March 2013 10:33

I would never eat mashed potatoes again... From anywhere

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