By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML
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TheDrifter 23

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

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Sugarita 7

OMG that is sooooo not hygenic.. I mean how can u step on food and then eat it? I hope you get over it because it made my stomach sick although im starving

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SteveOMcBeaveO 2

She puts the "toes" in the mashed pota-toes

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MyS3lf 24

I really want this to be made up. If it's not, you need to go out and get that woman a helmet and remove all sharp objects from the house. Good GOD!

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xXKaanaXx 7

Have you gotten terribly sick yet? No? Then it's fine and you shouldn't care so much.

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octopussperm125 18

Was it good at least?, b/c thats all that matters

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amleighjohn 4

this is fake. itd burn the hell outta her feet!

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kierakismet 5

Your wife... You didn't notice this? Should pay more attention

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Sir_drink_alot 20

Next time she wants a glass of wine or juice piss in it, tell her it's the "healthy natural" way to do it, and it cleans your dick

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PhishloverA 14

I'm sure Potato Pearls taste better than that. At least hope she washed her feet before she did that. It's still gross either way.

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rockydify 22

YDI for never helping her in the kitchen!

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