Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using...

By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 05/01/2017 11:20

Today, I found out what rotten cooked potato both smells and tastes like. FML

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Mush

By Tired Tater - 05/06/2023 20:00 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, I over-boiled some potatoes. I was having a bad day and this tipped me over the edge. I burst into tears and threw the potatoes all over my kitchen. I then stomped on the piping hot potatoes. The bottoms of my feet are blistered and still feel like they’re burning. FML

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By feckingnasty - 26/01/2018 19:00

Today, I watched my husband pick his dead foot skin and say, "That's a keeper!" before putting it in his mouth. FML

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Keep it clean

By germy germs - 01/07/2021 19:01 - United States

Today, my wife bitched at me for not washing my hands before handling the dishes. The dirty dishes. That were sitting in a sink of hot soapy water. According to her, the dirt from my hands was gonna make the dirty dishes even dirtier. Huh? FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2016 03:20 - Canada

Today, I found out what unwashed, warty feet taste like after someone kicked me in the mouth with one. FML

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By Mouhahaa - 09/05/2012 03:48 - France

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 01:34 - United States - Ridge

Today, my wife complained that the coffee grounds I swept into the sink grossed her out. Yesterday, I removed several panty-liners from her soiled underwear before doing the laundry. FML

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No mash for you

By Nazi-chef - 24/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was making mashed potatoes in a hurry, I had the pot boiling on high when I had to rush to the bathroom. As I'm walking away, I ask my boyfriend to watch the potatoes. When I returned, they were no longer boiling and he proudly announced he added cold water because they looked a little dry. What? FML

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By isucksomuch - 31/07/2011 06:18 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother cleans the dishes with bathroom cleaning chemicals. She doesn't see anything wrong with this. FML

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By Lord Kane of Flatulon - 06/10/2015 11:13 - Australia - Warrnambool

Today, I found out my dad has been using the flip-flops I wear in the shower. The reason I wear them is to prevent myself from getting his nasty foot fungus. FML

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TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

mangoboy1 19

Tuesday 5 March 2013 11:54

Get tested.

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phooboy 10

Sunday 10 March 2013 20:09

I'm sorry you are dating a hobbit.

harry352000 4

Sunday 10 March 2013 20:21

EUGHADJSKFDHJDHDSHSBJDFBHFJDHFJGDJFHGD (Thats how I throw up) Thats disgusting!

SixthSinEnvy 39

Tuesday 12 March 2013 23:40

Excuse me while I barf.

TheMystery13 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 12:17

Piss on her toothbrush.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 28 March 2014 12:14

Wipe your ass with her pillow.

TheVurcle 10

Tuesday 28 April 2015 3:10

I find this hard to believe.....

TheAspieDork 27

Tuesday 5 July 2016 20:36

Yep, your wife's a freak

AmbrosiaFan 18

Tuesday 31 January 2017 0:37

So how long has she been doing this? Have you been sick when you think you shouldn't? Are you healthier than usual? Inquiring minds want to know.

Sammie Warners 13

Saturday 28 July 2018 22:40

How did you not notice this when she was cooking that cannot be a quick and simple method to go unnoticed

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Same thing different taste

Mush

Keep it clean

No mash for you

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