By Anonymous - 05/03/2013 05:25

Today, I found out that my wife makes mashed potatoes by using her dirty feet to crush the potatoes because apparently this is a "healthy, natural" way to make them, and it also cleans her feet. I've been eating her mashed potatoes at least once every week. FML
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Same thing different taste

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TheDrifter 23

I'd say have a glass of wine and mull it over, but that might just get you thinking of how those grapes were crushed.

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girl_on_fire2111 6

Ewwwwwwwwwww!!!!! What?! How?! Ewwwww!!!!

adam_night 9

She isn't getting any for a while.

Who has this kind of prep time on their hands? From now on... I would demand instant.

norisorroz 28

Let me guess, you got married young.

BlackBlazeCobra 16

Is anyone else reminded of the Proud Family? Suga Mama's "Get up and Go" bars.

I don't see how this could be realistic. You would have to have a pot larger than your feet and mash on the floor. Seems like a lot of trouble. I fist-mashed once when the masher broke, even that was cumbersome.