Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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Daboomboom 9
Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass
jomo111 5
Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees
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Comments (197)
Memories17 9
If i were you i wouldn't get our relationship back on track.
DooleyFTW 17
Yeah you're better off without them no question. For a guy to sit there and pretend to be helping your relationship while he's with your wife behind your back he has to be a new level of scumbag!
jbizzle2688 6
That does suck and I am sorry to hear that, but on the other hand shouldn't it be you trying to get your relationship back on track, not some dude that probally has never even been married. Just saying
Nekro_kat 1
talk about irony
Bigboned38 0
Call OJ, cheaters need to pay the hard way
Illyssa_fml 4
...well that's one way...
KnucklesDeep 5
Divorce the bitch. But don't forget to slap the taste out of her mouth before you do so.
RighteousBro4 4
So much for back on track...
xcarxcrashx 9
71, 78... Have you never heard the phrase "Virginia is for lovers"?
MDTeddy 13
Why did people actually click the "you totally deserved it" button? Are they just being a d-bag?