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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 517

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 110

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

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You deserved it 25 084

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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Trollin56 0

Monday 20 February 2012 13:28

Sucks!!! Now go make out with the next hot girl you see!

i_was_here498 0

Friday 13 April 2012 19:41

Wow! Well everything that happens in life is for a reason : /

MarsAbsur 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 16:29

Pimp slap that hoe then kick the other dudes ass dont be scared just do it! Lol

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 20 August 2012 9:36

sounds like he wants to have a devils 3 way

Lucky7Samson 10

Saturday 13 April 2013 1:53

Hoes gon be hoes. Don't blame Tammie.

KBurns207 17

Wednesday 5 June 2013 23:47

Beat him to a bloody pulp then take a shit in your wife's make up

jsrf 8

Saturday 2 April 2016 4:51

OP sorry for this but STACYS MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON!

icecreamisrad 13

Friday 3 April 2020 13:28

This is so ******. I’m sorry.

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Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

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