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By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

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You deserved it 3 106

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Same thing different taste

By lonelyhubby - 08/07/2009 04:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML

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You deserved it 12 074

By logansowow - 25/08/2016 00:37

Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML

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You deserved it 910

By Renderfist - 06/07/2017 18:30

Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML

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You deserved it 1 864

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

By Anonymous - 16/04/2022 14:00

Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML

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You deserved it 101

By wow - 27/05/2013 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I found out that my husband of 12 years has been sleeping with my best friend of even longer for who knows how long. She actually tried to turn it around on me and implied that it was my fault for finding out about it. FML

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You deserved it 3 805

By Anonymous - 30/12/2008 04:34 - France

Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML

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You deserved it 31 517

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

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You deserved it 248

Told you so

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 22:00

Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML

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You deserved it 109

By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 08:00 - Korea, Republic of - Pyongtaek

Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 552

You deserved it 25 081

Get over it

By DD. - 08/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML

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You deserved it 4 106

Daboomboom 9

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:21

Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass

jomo111 5

Wednesday 25 January 2012 0:22

Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees

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tacozzbaby 5

Friday 27 January 2012 15:26

You jelly bro??

cynicaloptimist 3

Friday 27 January 2012 18:14

clearly, the guy is not doing his job properly. you need to fire him for his incompetence!

blackshaddy 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 9:31

Daaaaamn that's messed up I'm sorry

dlohoh978 8

Saturday 28 January 2012 15:22

Talk about the irony...

FMLman101 0

Saturday 28 January 2012 18:55

Damn man bitch slap her ass

TKrisha_fml 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 14:47

So now you show have an affair with ur divorce lawee

victoria0621 0

Monday 30 January 2012 7:41

kill them both, i hope i motivate u

c00lstuff1 5

Monday 6 February 2012 0:09

I'm drowning in irony. thats sucks bro.

93til 1

Thursday 9 February 2012 8:54

Like in Casino.

AJRENO 0

Wednesday 15 February 2012 1:24

Oh the irony

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Same thing different taste

Guilty feet have got no rhythm

Told you so

Get over it

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