Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my wife had been debating leaving me for an old boyfriend from high school. They rekindled their relationship on Facebook, and talking on the cell phone. Both things I insisted she have. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, I found out my wife of 19 years has been cheating on me. She told me that all the "cheating music" that she's been playing the last year and a half should've been a good enough hint. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out my husband is still friends with someone who talks a lot of crap about me. FML
Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
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Top comments
Daboomboom 9
Sooooooo messed up, sorry op, pimp slap that hoe then dump her ass
jomo111 5
Well that's ironic.... Almost as mutch as printing flyers for saving trees
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Comments (197)
thecovert 7
Get his arse fired and license taken away.
ihatemylife10000 0
Haha u got no game sonnnnn dr Philly got ur girllll Hahahahahahhaha
MikeyFilth13 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you got the ass end on that deal! spent money for your wife to get some!
draegbomb 5
He's got to get to know he's clients.
iameulogy 0
a lot of the story is missing... you could be a pathological liar who drove the wife into the arms of that man. happened to me but still fyl
coffeechick 1
I call bullshit. If you were seeing a professional he/she wouldnt do that while helping clients (or patients). They should have referred you to someone else if they were developing feeling for your wife. Dump her and the person 'helping' you
perdix 31
The track led straight to his man-cave and they kicked you off at the stop at Dumpville. Check your ticket before you get on the train.
Sinforme17 0
Bitches be trippin'
BOOM_Sucka 3
Those are the ones you need to watch out for... It happens every time. =[
brooks10101 1
And now you know to buy 2 bullets insted of one