Health: Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their... - FML

By drucle - 18/03/2016 12:49 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML

agreeclassic 14 936

vote type 1 16 241

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

We need to talk

By wtf - 24/10/2011 22:46 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML

agreeclassic 29 103

vote type 1 4 965

By adopted - 03/03/2014 15:55 - United States - New York

Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML

agreeclassic 48 478

vote type 1 8 587

By elisabeth_pwnes - 16/03/2012 10:38 - Norway

Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

agreeclassic 46 311

vote type 1 3 738

By Anonymous - 08/08/2019 20:00 - United States

Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML

agreeclassic 1 678

vote type 1 105

By ApparentDrugAddict - 08/08/2011 06:23 - United States

Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML

agreeclassic 42 913

vote type 1 7 338

By 5minsolder - 08/02/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML

agreeclassic 41 401

vote type 1 3 642

Snitches get stiches

By cxcrktkt - 12/04/2009 04:44 - United States

Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML

agreeclassic 68 837

vote type 1 12 952

By KyngJulian - 23/04/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML

agreeclassic 35 704

vote type 1 19 735

By catdog552 - 28/02/2013 11:02 - United States

Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML

agreeclassic 36 992

vote type 1 2 606

Poor choice of words

By Jan - 10/06/2022 06:00

Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML

agreeclassic 243

vote type 1 888

Next

TOP COMMENTS

FYLTHOUGH 15

Friday 18 March 2016 17:33

the first step to recovery is understanding that there is a problem there

WittyMoron 22

Friday 18 March 2016 17:31

At least you're admitting it

Comments

rallison22 22

Sunday 20 March 2016 4:31

Jackson's uncle?

naiveprophet 15

Thursday 24 March 2016 4:24

Am I alone in finding that clever and funny as hell?

The_ghetto_mango 25

Thursday 24 March 2016 21:53

Nope.

Lotsatissues 4

Friday 25 March 2016 17:39

Good on u for seeing that there's a problem... Don't be afraid to ask for help. Best of luck to u.

fsr1967 9

Tuesday 29 March 2016 13:24

If you decide to get some help, I highly recommend SMART Recovery - they've been incredibly helpful to me (different addiction, but the group I go to is mostly people with alcohol addictions). I'm in the U.S., but know for certain they have an organization in Denmark as well.

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous My ex Stalker Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Top

Today, while driving across country, my car broke down while in the middle of nowhere. I had it towed to a mechanic in the nearest town. While he fixed the car, I went to get lunch. The only restaurant in town was an old-fashioned drive-up diner. They wouldn't serve me because I wasn't in a car. FML

agreeclassic 49 482

vote type 1 2 744

Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML

agreeclassic 29 358

vote type 1 3 009

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

agreeclassic 60 939

vote type 1 7 715

Today, I was having a relaxing "wank", as they might say on Doctor Who, when a large spider descended from its web and came practically eye-to-eye with me. I screamed like a bitch and fell off my bed, pants around my ankles. Then my sister ran in to see what was wrong. FML

agreeclassic 24 619

vote type 1 9 177

Today, I got marinara sauce on my new white shirt. I went in my desk for my Tide-To-Go pen and started using it on the spot. Turns out orange highlighters look a lot like Tide-To-Go pens when you don't look closely enough. FML

agreeclassic 19 589

vote type 1 50 601

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

agreeclassic 41 691

vote type 1 2 817