Today, I found out that my sister's kids refer to me as their 'Drunkle'. I guess I have to admit to myself that I'm an alcoholic. FML
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Today, my parents staged a family intervention and gave me the grandest bollocking I've ever experienced in all my 22 years of life. They did this because my sister showed them a photo of me jokingly posing with three bottles of Bud Light at a party. Apparently, I'm an alcoholic in denial. FML
Today, I decided it was time to tell my daughter that she had been adopted. Not only had she known for 5 years, she found out from my drunk sister. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
Today, at dinner, I accidentally let it slip that I'd taken a small sip of alcohol a few years ago and hated it. My extremely strict parents are now trying to get me into rehab. FML
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Today, my ten year-old son realized something. Beer is alcohol. People who drink a lot of alcohol are alcoholics. Therefore, I'm an alcoholic for drinking beer with dinner. He told everyone at his conservative private school and they tried to have an intervention. They pray for me every day. FML
Today, I found out I was an alcoholic. Not from my friends or family, but because the ice-maker couldn't keep up with the amount of drinks I've been making. FML
Today, while I was studying for an exam, my younger sister came home extremely drunk and threw up all over herself and her bed. I later got grounded for not setting a better example. FML
Today, I got drunk and tried to talk with my crush. I ended up telling her that she reminded me of my nieces. FML
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FYLTHOUGH 15
the first step to recovery is understanding that there is a problem there
WittyMoron 22
At least you're admitting it
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Comments (77)
sprinkybagels 10
That's what I call my uncles! They really like it, though, and call themselves my "Drunkles"
pawesome21 21
You'll be the "fun uncle" I'm a few years.
GeeThatSucks 9
Kids can be really judgy. If you enjoy who you are and you aren't destructive to the people around you then you shouldn't change because a kid called you a pun.
sparkledoge 29
Oh yes if someone is an alcoholic and gets drunk alone, they really shouldn't change it. It's so great to be addicted to anything, isn't it ? Seriously, the fml is about a man who realized he drinks too much, i don't think the best advice you could give him is "don't change it".
GeeThatSucks 9
I misread the OP. I thought he was just drunk at his sister's place and his nephews called him their drunkle.
sparkledoge 29
Heh it happens to everyone, getting drunk in front of children would still be a bad thing though. by the way if my reply seemed rude (and i'm pretty sure it did), i'm sorry about it.
phantomlink959 6
and, of course, my mind goe straight to Qrow from RWBY, who fans have nicknamed Druncle Qrow
JanaTheWolf 16
If you're a druncle, I'm a draunt. Yours sounds better :)
Seabass_Chan 33
Considering you weren't above admitting their was a problem, I'd take that as a sign for it not being too late to get help.
Wizardo 34
Druncle Stan!
Blissment 12
I clicked both, because that's self inflicted but it's such a terrible thing to get over. wish you the best of luck.
jvanevery 19
Ya Think?
DocgThree 4
At my family christmas parties all 3 of my uncles get blackout drunk together so we call them the drunkles and now they have their own wine glasses engraved with drunkle #1 #2 and #3